I was coming home from work the other day, and because of the lovely weather decided to go by the scenic route via narrow country lanes. I came round a bend in the road and was greeted by hundreds of pheasants everywhere, and I'm not exaggerating! I honked the horn and some ran off but many just stood in the road staring at me (pheasants must be a bit thick). Being an animal lover I didn't want to run any of them over so I got out of the car, jumped up and down shouting which eventually made them scamper off. Glad no one was around to see my antics! LOL!
I continued on towards home only to go around the other bend and what was there? A herd of sheep - the joys of living in a rural county
So, a journey that should have taken me about 20 minutes took 40, but those kind of delays beat being stuck in car traffic any day!